Post by DANIEL WILLIAMS on Dec 19, 2011 16:35:08 GMT -5
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[atrb=style, background-color: #fefefe; padding: 10px; width: 120px;] [style=background-color: #e9e7e7; opacity: 0.6; padding: 10px; width: 100px; height: 100px;][/style] [style=background-color: #e9e7e7; opacity: 0.6; padding: 10px; width: 100px; height: 100px;][/style] [style=background-color: #e9e7e7; opacity: 0.6; padding: 10px; width: 100px; height: 100px;][/style] | [atrb=vAlign,top][atrb=style, background-color: #fefefe; height: 400px; padding: 10px; width: 300px;][style=background-color: #e9e7e7; color: #494949; opacity: 0.5; text-align: justify; font-family: arial; padding: 7px; height: 330px; overflow: auto; font-size: 10px;]NICKNAMES; none GENDER; male HOUSE; Ravenclaw YEAR; 5 AGE; 15 BIRTHDAY; December 3 HEIGHT; 5 feet 7 inches BLOOD STATUS; half-blood ETHNICITY; Caucasian NATIONALITY; United States FACE CLAIM; [b]Homestuck[/b], daniel williams, dave strider. POSITIVE TRAITS: "So this is the list where we pretend we're in a job interview with some bossman and he goes “Hrm hrm what are your strengths and weaknesses?” and we’re all holy mother i’ve gotta be good at something or Imma flip taters and eat tea and japanese noodles for the rest of my piss miserable existence." "But ha, joke's on you it's gonna be miserable anyway genius! Alright, so all we gotta do is spruce up the old BS waste chute and chuck it at anyone that looks at us funny. So yeah five positive traits. Welp lessee: cool cool cool cool and to mix it up a bit... ironic. That about covers it right?" |
NEGATIVE TRAITS:
"As the greatest military general of our generation famously said: ‘IT’S A TRAP’ so i aint even gonna touch this one."
"I mean let's be real I'm not going to pussy out and say 'workaholic' or 'perfectionist' that’s just like going 'hey man I fart gold and piss diamonds and have got crapall for an imagination."
"What do you mean it's mandatory? Who the bloody horse piss decided that? What if I don’t have any negative traits? I mean I know it’s a long shot being blessed with everything I have but seriously I'm like ubermensch version two point oh nothing I can't do or handle."
"Sure write down arrogant. Hey hey hey add flippant and impecunious to that little list with the fancy quill I mean while we're all up to lying and crap hey why not."
"Oh for the love crying kris kringle don’t you have the word sarcasm stuffed in that fruity little hat of yours"
"Sure whatever we're all already three fifths done lets add adorably traumatized (shortened to traumorable) and way too fudging awesome."
"I mean let's be real I'm not going to pussy out and say 'workaholic' or 'perfectionist' that’s just like going 'hey man I fart gold and piss diamonds and have got crapall for an imagination."
"What do you mean it's mandatory? Who the bloody horse piss decided that? What if I don’t have any negative traits? I mean I know it’s a long shot being blessed with everything I have but seriously I'm like ubermensch version two point oh nothing I can't do or handle."
"Sure write down arrogant. Hey hey hey add flippant and impecunious to that little list with the fancy quill I mean while we're all up to lying and crap hey why not."
"Oh for the love crying kris kringle don’t you have the word sarcasm stuffed in that fruity little hat of yours"
"Sure whatever we're all already three fifths done lets add adorably traumatized (shortened to traumorable) and way too fudging awesome."
PERSONALITY;
PATRONUS;
WAND INFO;
- ash
- dragon heartstring
- 11 inches
- pleasantly springy
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