Post by drm on Feb 14, 2012 11:37:21 GMT -5
Wanted: Underage villains.
Prior offenses a necessity. Prefer unique minds, unusual talents. Multiple accounts of homicide a plus. Drug dealers, prostitutes, thieves, murderers, werewolves, assassins welcome. Apply within.
Yes. That’s right.
We’re talking about you.
It’s the age of crime, and Azkaban can’t hold everyone. Welcome to Furiae Correctional Facility, an international prison for underage wizards, witches, and humanoid offenders of the wizarding law. Infamous for its strict disciplinarian practices, Furiae has long believed that if you spare the rod, you'll spoil the child. Here, inmates serve their time for a variety of crimes and attempt to prove they've been rehabilitated before they reach the age of 18.
It is time. You didn't think you'd get off that easily, did you?
Prior offenses a necessity. Prefer unique minds, unusual talents. Multiple accounts of homicide a plus. Drug dealers, prostitutes, thieves, murderers, werewolves, assassins welcome. Apply within.
Yes. That’s right.
We’re talking about you.
It’s the age of crime, and Azkaban can’t hold everyone. Welcome to Furiae Correctional Facility, an international prison for underage wizards, witches, and humanoid offenders of the wizarding law. Infamous for its strict disciplinarian practices, Furiae has long believed that if you spare the rod, you'll spoil the child. Here, inmates serve their time for a variety of crimes and attempt to prove they've been rehabilitated before they reach the age of 18.
It is time. You didn't think you'd get off that easily, did you?
FURIAE CORRECTIONAL FACILITY
Because Azkaban is No Place for Children
Because Azkaban is No Place for Children